Birthday Champagne

Can't get your cork out of your champagne bottle? It's easy! Just use a sword to get it off.

Merry Christmas To Me!!!!

I bought some new shoes! For bowling. Pink and silver. Ooh la la!

And I got my own ball. The guy at the bowling store convinced me to get a fingertip grip. We'll see how that goes. I wanted this blue one.

My goal is to break 100 in at least half my games in 2008! Go Gutterglory!

Can I Get An Amen?!!!!!

Why I am happy, proud, and absolutely relieved that I am single. I couldn't have written it better myself.